tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88382417122230166722011-11-28T10:28:36.752+09:30You couldn't make this stuff up. Well - you could. But why bother?Rantzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15833272864383005510noreply@blogger.comBlogger111100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8838241712223016672.post-83132471914060084582011-11-16T06:52:00.001+09:302011-11-16T06:54:01.819+09:30<br /><blockquote><span style="background-attachment: scroll; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: none; background-origin: initial; background-position: 0% 0%; background-repeat: repeat repeat; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0pt; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0pt; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0pt; border-top-style: none; border-top-width: 0pt; display: inline; font-size: 16px; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: scroll; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: none; background-origin: initial; background-position: 0% 0%; background-repeat: repeat repeat; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0pt; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0pt; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0pt; border-top-style: none; border-top-width: 0pt; display: inline; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt; vertical-align: baseline;">"Obama is coming to Darwin? &nbsp;Didn't the Yanks kill him last year?"</span></span></blockquote><span style="background-attachment: scroll; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: none; background-origin: initial; background-position: 0% 0%; background-repeat: repeat repeat; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0pt; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0pt; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0pt; border-top-style: none; border-top-width: 0pt; display: inline; font-size: 16px; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: scroll; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: none; background-origin: initial; background-position: 0% 0%; background-repeat: repeat repeat; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: 0pt; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: 0pt; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: 0pt; border-top-style: none; border-top-width: 0pt; display: inline; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt; vertical-align: baseline;">Female, 10s</span></span><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8838241712223016672-8313247191406008458?l=overheardindarwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rantzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15833272864383005510noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8838241712223016672.post-29853817247891664462011-05-25T18:54:00.000+09:302011-05-25T18:54:11.637+09:30<blockquote><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% transparent; border: 0pt none; display: inline; font-size: 100%; margin: 0pt; outline: 0pt none; padding: 0pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% transparent; border: 0pt none; display: inline; font-size: 100%; margin: 0pt; outline: 0pt none; padding: 0pt; vertical-align: baseline;">"I have been to Throb"</span></span></blockquote><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% transparent; border: 0pt none; display: inline; font-size: 100%; margin: 0pt; outline: 0pt none; padding: 0pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% transparent; border: 0pt none; display: inline; font-size: 100%; margin: 0pt; outline: 0pt none; padding: 0pt; vertical-align: baseline;">Male, 20s</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8838241712223016672-2985381724789166446?l=overheardindarwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rantzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15833272864383005510noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8838241712223016672.post-35100272384901535182011-03-12T16:39:00.000+09:302011-03-12T16:39:41.658+09:30<blockquote><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% transparent; border: 0pt none; display: inline; font-size: 100%; margin: 0pt; outline: 0pt none; padding: 0pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% transparent; border: 0pt none; display: inline; font-size: 100%; margin: 0pt; outline: 0pt none; padding: 0pt; vertical-align: baseline;">"Drunk.</span></span> </blockquote><blockquote><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% transparent; border: 0pt none; display: inline; font-size: 100%; margin: 0pt; outline: 0pt none; padding: 0pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% transparent; border: 0pt none; display: inline; font-size: 100%; margin: 0pt; outline: 0pt none; padding: 0pt; vertical-align: baseline;">I'm D... R... Unk."</span></span></blockquote><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% transparent; border: 0pt none; display: inline; font-size: 100%; margin: 0pt; outline: 0pt none; padding: 0pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% transparent; border: 0pt none; display: inline; font-size: 100%; margin: 0pt; outline: 0pt none; padding: 0pt; vertical-align: baseline;">Male, 30</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8838241712223016672-3510027238490153518?l=overheardindarwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rantzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15833272864383005510noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8838241712223016672.post-76025824534578515292010-08-23T17:56:00.001+09:302010-09-28T17:58:23.914+09:30<blockquote><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% transparent; border: 0pt none; display: inline; font-size: 100%; margin: 0pt; outline: 0pt none; padding: 0pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% transparent; border: 0pt none; display: inline; font-size: 100%; margin: 0pt; outline: 0pt none; padding: 0pt; vertical-align: baseline;">"Shoes?&nbsp; I dont' need shoes - I'm going shopping, not to a funeral"</span></span></blockquote><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% transparent; border: 0pt none; display: inline; font-size: 100%; margin: 0pt; outline: 0pt none; padding: 0pt; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% transparent; border: 0pt none; display: inline; font-size: 100%; margin: 0pt; outline: 0pt none; padding: 0pt; vertical-align: baseline;">Female, 50s</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8838241712223016672-7602582453457851529?l=overheardindarwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rantzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15833272864383005510noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8838241712223016672.post-66703489583297397772010-03-13T17:03:00.000+09:302010-03-13T17:03:18.663+09:30<blockquote>"Oh sh*t, oh f*ck, oh, oh. This hurts.&nbsp; Oh sh*t, oh f*ck, oh f*ck.</blockquote><blockquote>Get the keys, we need to go to the hospital."</blockquote>Male, 30s<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8838241712223016672-6670348958329739777?l=overheardindarwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rantzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15833272864383005510noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8838241712223016672.post-23211493167640609312010-02-22T19:58:00.002+09:302010-03-13T17:01:25.480+09:30<blockquote>"THAT'S NOT THE UNDERWATER CAMeraaaaa....."</blockquote><br />Female, 20s<br /><br /><blockquote>"Bugger."</blockquote><br /><br />Male, 20s<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8838241712223016672-2321149316764060931?l=overheardindarwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rantzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15833272864383005510noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8838241712223016672.post-11273485278402757472010-02-13T13:30:00.000+09:302010-02-13T13:30:26.664+09:30<blockquote>"I'm on the loo, having a crap.&nbsp; <br /><br />Yes.&nbsp; No.&nbsp; Well, you rang.&nbsp; I don't know if anyone is listening, I'm in a cubicle on the toilet.&nbsp; <br /><br />That's your problem.&nbsp; No.<br /><br />Can I ring after I've finished my crap?<br /><br />Why not?&nbsp; Okay then, call me after you've finished shopping."</blockquote>Male, 20s<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8838241712223016672-1127348527840275747?l=overheardindarwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rantzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15833272864383005510noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8838241712223016672.post-66855562221156582842010-01-31T15:51:00.004+09:302010-01-31T19:56:09.000+09:30<blockquote>"WHY WON'T SHE TALK TO ME?&nbsp; SHE'S SITTING AS FAR AWAY AS SHE CAN."</blockquote>Male, 30s <br /><br /><blockquote>"You're smelly.&nbsp; You're drunk.&nbsp; And you're loud."</blockquote>Male, 40s<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8838241712223016672-6685556222115658284?l=overheardindarwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rantzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15833272864383005510noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8838241712223016672.post-70275799736502642010-01-03T14:22:00.003+09:302010-01-31T17:11:27.981+09:30<blockquote>"He's not an AJ - it's not my fault I like the way they look. He's a plumber, he just looks like an AJ so shut up with your mouth."</blockquote>Female, late 20s<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8838241712223016672-7027579973650264?l=overheardindarwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rantzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15833272864383005510noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8838241712223016672.post-81871564182644284132009-12-30T19:28:00.004+09:302010-01-31T15:52:52.333+09:30<blockquote>"Bark, bark, bark, bark, barrrrk... meow bark bark bark barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk."</blockquote>Male, 50s<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8838241712223016672-8187156418264428413?l=overheardindarwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rantzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15833272864383005510noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8838241712223016672.post-57993349517770409532009-12-27T20:46:00.001+09:302009-12-30T19:30:31.713+09:30<blockquote>&nbsp;"I don't know how I got pregnant with that little prick of yours"<br /></blockquote>Female, early 20s<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8838241712223016672-5799334951777040953?l=overheardindarwin.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Rantzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15833272864383005510noreply@blogger.com0