She Said

"Obama is coming to Darwin?  Didn't the Yanks kill him last year?"

Female, 10s

He Said

"I have been to Throb"

Male, 20s

He said

"Drunk.

I'm D... R... Unk."

Male, 30

She said

"Shoes?  I dont' need shoes - I'm going shopping, not to a funeral"

Female, 50s

He Said

"Oh sh*t, oh f*ck, oh, oh. This hurts.  Oh sh*t, oh f*ck, oh f*ck.

Get the keys, we need to go to the hospital."

Male, 30s

They said

"THAT'S NOT THE UNDERWATER CAMeraaaaa....."

Female, 20s

"Bugger."

Male, 20s

He said

"I'm on the loo, having a crap. 

Yes.  No.  Well, you rang.  I don't know if anyone is listening, I'm in a cubicle on the toilet. 

That's your problem.  No.

Can I ring after I've finished my crap?

Why not?  Okay then, call me after you've finished shopping."

Male, 20s

They said

"WHY WON'T SHE TALK TO ME?  SHE'S SITTING AS FAR AWAY AS SHE CAN."

Male, 30s

"You're smelly.  You're drunk.  And you're loud."

Male, 40s

She said

"He's not an AJ - it's not my fault I like the way they look. He's a plumber, he just looks like an AJ so shut up with your mouth."

Female, late 20s

He said

"Bark, bark, bark, bark, barrrrk... meow bark bark bark barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk."

Male, 50s

She said

 "I don't know how I got pregnant with that little prick of yours"

Female, early 20s